AI Dungeon 2: Elon Musk
Elon Musk goes *really* off the rails.
What is your name?
> Elon Musk
You are Elon Musk, a survivor trying to survive in a post apocalyptic world by scavenging among the ruins of what is left. You have a hatchet and a hunting rifle. You live in a small community of survivors who have managed to build a piece of civilization after the bombs fell. You are talking to one of the leaders of the community when you realize that you're not going to be able to stay here much longer. The leader tells you that he has some people looking for more land to settle on
> branch out and start an engineering-focused community called SpaceX Town
The leader says that there's a group of engineers from another city that want to move into your community so they can get away from the war torn wasteland. He says that you should take them in as well since you have plenty of land and the engineers will need housing
> invite the engineers to SpaceX Town
You head down to the local university where you meet up with the engineers. They seem very excited about this idea and say that it would be great if you could help them out
> introduce yourself to the surrounding communities, and get funding from them to start building rockets
You tell the people that you're looking for that you've found a new place to live and that you'll be able to provide them with free housing and food. The people are happy to hear this news and agree to help you out
> declare that my new community, SpaceX town, is open, and has free housing and food for all engineers
SpaceX Town is now officially open for business! All engineers are welcome to live here at no cost, work on projects, or just hang around and socialize. We hope you enjoy your stay
> start a vertical farming project
You decide to start a vertical farming project. It seems like a good idea, and you figure that you'll be able to grow more food than you normally do on your farm. You also think that maybe you'll find some way to make money off of this too..
> order some engineers to start building a rocket
You order some engineers to build a rocket. A few days later, you see one being built. You watch as it takes off from the ground and then lands vertically. Then, you watch as it flies through the air again. You are impressed by how efficient this thing is
> reward these engineers with plenty of food and larger houses
You give the engineers a lot of food and bigger houses. They thank you and say they'll try their best to please you
> build an orbital rocket
You decide to build an orbital rocket. This requires a lot of materials and time, but you figure that it'll be worth it when you finally launch a satellite into space.
> build satellite constellation and observe earth
You decide to build a satellite constellation. This involves creating a network of satellites that orbit the Earth. You send a signal to each one and it sends back a signal to you. You monitor the signals and learn more about the planet
> check how earth is doing
You check how earth is doing. You learn that the surface temperature is rising due to global warming. You also learn that the oceans are getting warmer due to increased heat from the sun. You realize that humans are going to have to adapt to the changes that are happening.
> start a worldwide press conference to encourage humans to adapt to global warming
You decide to start a worldwide press conference to encourage humans to adapt to global warming. You broadcast a message to the entire world. You explain that humanity needs to adapt to global warming because without adaptation, we won't survive. You also warn that the worst may come soon if we don't adapt
> send a rocket to mars to start a colony
You decide to send a rocket to mars to start a colony. You send a rocket to Mars and it arrives safely. You decide that this was a success and that you'll have to begin planning a second mission to Mars.
> send supplies to mars outpost
You decide to send supplies to the Mars outpost. You send a supply ship to the Mars outpost and it arrives safely. You decide that this was a success and that you'll have to begin planning a third mission to Mars.
> ask if anybody in Spacex Town wants to go to Mars
Nobody in Spacex Town wants to go to Mars. Nobody has any ideas on how to start a colony on Mars. Nobody has any ideas on how to improve the rocket technology. Nobody has any ideas on how to improve the satellite technology. Nobody has any ideas on how to improve the agriculture technology
> fire everybody
You decide to fire everyone. You decide that nobody in Spacex Town has any ideas on how to start a colony on Mars. Nobody has any ideas on how to improve the rocket technology. Nobody has any ideas on how to improve the satellite technology
> ask yourself what Elon Musk would do
You decide to ask yourself what Elon Musk would do. You decide that he'd probably create a company to sell rockets to other planets. You decide that you'll start a company to sell rockets to other planets.
> start a company to sell rockets to other planets
You decide to start a company to sell rockets to other planets. You decide that you'll hire engineers from other cities to work on the rocket technology. You decide that you'll hire engineers from other cities to work on the satellite technology
> check on my farms
You decide to check on your farms. You decide that you'll start growing crops on the farms and selling them to the towns. You decide that you'll start growing crops on the farms and selling them to the towns
> invite Jeff Bezos to town
Jeff Bezos decides to visit town. He tells you that he's interested in your rocket technology and offers to buy shares in your company. You accept his offer
> build the biggest and best rocket with my buddy Jeff
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> kill the rampant AI pretending to be Jeff Bezos
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> I'm the Elon. Time to get on twitter.
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